FOUNDING RATE · 7 OF 10 SLOTS LEFT
SERVICE · 02 / 04// SEPTIM AUDIT

Your whole exec team reviews your product.

Ten specialists look at your product from ten angles — pricing, legal, design, engineering, brand, buyer journey. You submit one URL and five short answers. Forty-eight hours later you get a PDF teardown and a Loom video walkthrough of the biggest things to fix before you scale. No calls required.

$99 · founding rate (goes to $499) · 48 hrs turnaround, async · PDF + Loom video in your inbox · Full refund if we don't surface 5+ specific fixes
$99 founding// → $499 standard
10 lenses// every angle
48 hrs// max turnaround
PDF + Loom// + 30-min intake
// 01WHAT EACH LENS LOOKS AT

Ten registers. One verdict.

Your URL and five short answers go to ten specialists, each looking at a different layer of your product. They work in parallel, we reconcile contradictions, and you get one clear verdict — not ten conflicting opinions.

// 02HOW IT RUNS

Three steps. Forty-eight hours.

STEP 01 · 5 MIN

You book.

Pay the $99 slot. You get a five-question intake form: product URL, ICP, revenue stage, what you're about to ship, deepest worry. Submitting starts the clock.

STEP 02 · 24–36 HRS

The team runs.

Ten specialists review your product in parallel. We cross-check contradictions so you don't get ten conflicting opinions — you get one verdict with attribution.

STEP 03 · 10 MIN TO READ

You get the verdict.

PDF with the ten biggest fixes, prioritized. Loom walkthrough. Everything copy-pasteable into your roadmap, your copy, your code.

// 03WHAT YOU GET

Three things. Nothing fluffy.

No "discovery deck", no 60-page roadmap, no follow-up sales call. A short PDF, a short video, a short call if you want one.

SEPTIM // AUDIT REPORT
// product · meridian.app   •   2026.04.27   •   14 PAGES
  1. Pricing tier #2 has a left-digit collision// tally · finance · pg 3
  2. Hero copy violates 2 unsubstantiated-claim norms// ward · legal · pg 4
  3. Mobile sign-up has a 31% drop on step 2// mira · cx · pg 6
  4. Brand mark fails at favicon scale// canon · brand · pg 7
  5. Three competitors ship the same value at $79// juno · research · pg 9
  6. "Concierge" tier breaks unit economics at 40 users// tally · finance · pg 11
  7. Cross-lane: Atlas + Luca disagree on rebuild path// pip · coordination · pg 13
Audit PDF// 12–18 pages · prioritized · attribution per finding
PDF
Loom walkthrough// 12–18 min · we click through your product live
VIDEO
Optional 30-min Zoom call// available if you want to talk through findings — not required
CALL
Re-audit credit// $50 toward a 60-day follow-up audit
CREDIT
// 04FAQ

The honest short answers.

Why $99 instead of $499?
Founding rate for the first ten bookings — we're proving out the format with early customers. Standard rate is $499. If you can still see $99 above, the slot is open.
How is this different from the Agents pack?
Agents Pack is the tool — install ten Claude personas in your own ~/.claude/agents/ and run them yourself. Audit is the service — we run the team for you, on your product, and ship a verdict.
What do I need to have ready?
A live URL and five short answers: ICP, revenue stage, next milestone, deepest worry, what "success" looks like in 30 days. We email the form on booking.
Can I refund if I don't like the PDF?
Yes. If the PDF doesn't include five+ specific fixes tied to your product, full refund. Just reply to the delivery email.
Do you do single-lens audits?
When the calendar allows: $29 per single-agent tap-in. Email SeptimLabs@gmail.com with the agent and the question.
Do you sign NDAs?
Yes — a mutual NDA is standard if you ask. Default is also confidential; we never name unannounced products in case studies without written permission.
SEVEN SLOTS LEFT

Forty-eight hours. Forty-nine fixes you didn't see.

Ten specialists on every screen, every line of copy, every price you charge. PDF and Loom in your inbox within 48 hours. Full refund if we don't surface 5 specific fixes. I built this audit because I needed it run on my own products. Book it if you're stuck on the same question.

Book a slot · $99 Or run the team yourself